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5 months ago
Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Commentary:
"Justice is a dish best served cold ❄️, if it were served warm, it would be justwater 💦. So, next time you're seeking justice, make sure it's chilled for maximum satisfaction 😉!"
6 months ago
Share →: My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Commentary:
"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"
6 months ago
Share →: I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet embrace of winter – the season where frozen noses and numb toes remind us that we are all masochists at heart. ❄️☃️ Embrace the cold, for deep down, we know we've all been a little naughty this year! 🎅😈"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only cure for a cold is a heavy dose of tea and a sprinkle of British charm! 🍵🇬🇧 Who knew a sore throat could make you start curtsying to inanimate objects and asking for crumpets? Let's hope the Queen doesn't invite you for high tea anytime soon!" 😄👑
6 months ago
Share →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fall equinox: the perfect excuse to blame the changing season for our moody behavior! 🍂❄️ Embracing our inner darkness while blaming it on the stars? Brilliant move, my friend, embrace the chill vibes and mysterious aura! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous Canadian weather report: 'It's a bit nippy, eh?' ❄️🍁 While most certainties may be grim, at least Canada keeps us on our toes by reminding us that cold is relative! 🥶 #CanadaEh"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that Canada has its own temperature scale called the "Windchill Index"? It measures how cold the wind makes it feel, taking into account factors like wind speed and air temperature! 🇨🇦❄️
6 months ago
Share →: It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Commentary:
Looks like even the polar bear has hit snooze on winter! ❄️🐾 Time to give it a pep talk and maybe a cup of hot cocoa. Remember, even polar bears need a little TLC to hit the road in style! 🚗😄
6 months ago
Share →: After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Commentary:
"Dear Winter, your free trial has ended and I am not interested in signing up for a full season subscription. Thank you, next! ❄️🚫 #WinterCancellation"
6 months ago
Share →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! 😅☀️ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"
6 months ago
Share →: Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Commentary:
"Kids these days, always so generous! 😷🤒 Who needs gifts when you can get a cold instead? Talk about a special delivery! 🎁😂 #ParentingPerks"