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Cancel culture has been canceled.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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