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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Just landed via Slack:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Share →: After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑
6 months ago
Share →: One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Commentary:
"Looks like this kid didn't just lose his balance, but gained a superpower! 🚲🐝 Must've been quite the buzzzzz. Talk about a 'stinging' revelation! 🤯😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Looks like we've got a classic case of me vs. me showdown: the coupon-clipping warrior vs. the impulse-buying sidekick! 💸💪 Time to get these two personalities on the same page before the shopping chaos ensues! 🤪 #CouponClippingVsImpulseBuying

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Going viral on WeChat:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Making waves on TikTok:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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