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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Making waves on Twitch:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Spotted on Reddit:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Trending via X:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Live now on Twitch:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Breaking via Twitch:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Just landed via Snapchat:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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90 shares on WeChat this month.
One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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37 shares on Reddit this month.
The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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88 shares on X this month.

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62 shares on WeChat this month:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

68 shares on Slack this month:

I used to have a great future in my past.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

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Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Spotted on YouTube:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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