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Funny congratulations quotes

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

1 week ago

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

3 months ago

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

3 months ago

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

3 months ago