Funny congratulations quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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