16 Funny consequences quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even Mother Nature has a sense of humor 😄🌳 Don't let a fallen tree be a Freudian slip! Safety first, especially when dealing with exes and chainsaws! 🔪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone says 'Do what makes you happy', until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like someone underestimated the explosive power of those innocent looking beans! 💨🔥 Who knew they could turn into such troublemakers? Maybe it's time to bean-sit carefully next time! 😉🌶️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

  Commentary:
  "Drugs don’t ruin lives, they say. It's the drug tests that really bring out the stress and anxiety 🚫🧪 Who knew a little cup could hold so much power over our fate? 😅 #DrugTestingDrama"

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