Commentary:
"Ah, the secret to a peaceful life – never argue, just confidently enlighten others about your undeniable brilliance! πββοΈπ‘ Who needs arguments when you have the power of explanation on your side? π€£ #AlwaysRight"
298 Funny conversation quotes
Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache!β¦
If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that̵β¦
Donβt talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! π₯ͺ Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? π€π #SandwichTalksOnly
Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for aβ¦
By the time someone says, βTo make a long story short,β itββ¦
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "long story short" – the ultimate signal that you're already in for a narrative marathon! πββοΈπ¨ It's like putting a speed bump after driving through a pot-hole-ridden road. ππ Just embrace the inevitable tale-telling adventure and settle in for the long haul! π’β¨
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boβ¦
