Funny coughing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a broken arm could be the ultimate icebreaker while waiting in the doctor's office? Just don't try bonding over a sneeze symphony, that's a friendship killer for sure! 🤕🌡️😷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻‍♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback

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