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Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Trending via WeChat:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Going viral on X:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Breaking via Messenger:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Making waves on Telegram:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Just shared via Twitch:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Just shared via Reddit:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Going viral on Instagram:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Live now on LinkedIn:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Going viral on Discord:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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