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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Spotted on Telegram:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Just landed via TikTok:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Spreading quickly via X:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Trending via YouTube:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Commentary:
"Sending out those invisible 'Do Not Disturb' vibes like a boss 😘🤫 Who needs coffee when you have the power of awkwardly blown kisses to keep everyone at bay? #ProfessionalAvoidanceStrategy"

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Being a little freak is my love language.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Seen just now on Slack:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Just shared via Slack:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Just landed via TikTok:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Making waves on Discord:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Reported on Messenger:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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