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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Live now on Reddit:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Live now on LinkedIn:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Spotted on Reddit:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Going viral on Instagram:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Making waves on WeChat:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Trending via Twitch:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Spotted on Messenger:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Just landed via Reddit:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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