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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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Share →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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"Teaching valuable life lessons one snack at a time. 🤫🍪 Because sometimes a little white lie is necessary for the greater good…of our taste buds! 😋 #SnackGate"
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Share →: You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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"Ah, the art of creating chaos through strategic gossip fodder! 😏 Mixing it up like a cocktail of conflicting information, watch the drama unfold as your friends play a high-stakes game of 'He said, she said!' 🍹🔥 Just remember to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😂"

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Just landed via Discord:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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