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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,428

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Just shared via Reddit:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Breaking via YouTube:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Spotted on Threads:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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57 shares on YouTube this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

52 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

62 shares on X this month:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,371

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Live now on Pinterest:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Spotted on Reddit:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Seen just now on Telegram:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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