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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Just shared via X:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Just landed via Slack:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Spotted on Discord:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Trending via TikTok:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Funny development quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 🤣 to the coding grind 💻. Whether you’re debugging late at night 🌙 or pushing that final update 🚀, a clever quip can lighten the mood and boost creativity ✨. Ready to laugh at the quirks of coding life? Dive in and enjoy some witty wisdom that every developer will relate to! 🎉👩‍💻👨‍💻

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Share →: I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Commentary:
Finally, a plot twist I can get behind! 📚😅 #SelfImprovement
2 months ago
Share →: Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Commentary:
"Living life like it's a chaotic improv show and calling it 'method acting'! 🎭😜 #VibeGoneWild"
6 months ago
Share →: Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: do we come out of the womb snapping mental Polaroids or do we need a few software updates first? 📸🧠 Maybe our brains need to spend some time in the dark room before they can create those perfect mental snapshots! 🎞️💡"
6 months ago
Share →: Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should have asked Mother Nature for a few more tips before diving headfirst into the world of AI 🌿💡🤖 Who knew that good old-fashioned plants could outsmart our fancy machines? 🌱🧠 #NatureVsTech"
6 months ago
Share →: The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Commentary:
"Ah, The History Channel: where ancient aliens are our unsung heroes and conspiracy theories are served with a side of bizarre enlightenment! 👽🛸 Who needs textbooks when you have extraterrestrial intervention to thank for everything, right? 😉 #HistoryAccordingToAliens"

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Shared recently on Discord:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Making waves on Discord:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Live now on WhatsApp:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Spotted on Messenger:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Just shared via Twitch:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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