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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has copied:

I want to make you say, β€œOh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has viewed:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡» has downloaded:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has copied:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has shared:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Making waves on X:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Just shared via X:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Going viral on Twitch:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Just shared via Pinterest:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Spotted on Messenger:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Just shared via X:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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87 shares on Messenger this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

45 shares on Slack this month:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

43 shares on X this month:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

56 shares on Slack this month:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has bookmarked:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has copied:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡· has downloaded:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has downloaded:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ has downloaded:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has shared:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going viral on Facebook:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Going viral on Threads:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Trending via Slack:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Trending via X:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Trending via Reddit:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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