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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Seen just now on X:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Going viral on Facebook:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Seen just now on Slack:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Spotted on Twitch:

Friends with consequences.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Just landed via X:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Reported on Slack:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Just shared via Twitch:

The future is buffering.

Going viral on Messenger:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Live now on Slack:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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