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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Just shared via YouTube:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Going viral on Discord:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Seen just now on Discord:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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34 shares on Threads this month:

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

40 shares on X this month:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

92 shares on X this month:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Freshly posted on X:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Breaking via Telegram:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Trending via Instagram:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Spotted on TikTok:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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