Funny discount quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

  Commentary:
  "If concert tickets reflected your love, I'd be paying in hugs and snacks! 🎟️❤️🍿🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

  Commentary:
  When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇‍♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

  Commentary:
  "Getting a 20% discount is like winning a battle but losing the war 🛡️💰 Don't be fooled by flashy offers, make sure you can handle the aftermath! 😅💸"

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