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Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on Discord:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Live now on Snapchat:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Shared recently on Slack:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Going viral on Messenger:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Trending via Reddit:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

51 shares on Slack this month:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Just landed via Slack:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Spotted on Reddit:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Making waves on Telegram:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Just shared via Threads:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Just landed via Telegram:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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