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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Live now on YouTube:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Trending via Discord:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Live now on Discord:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Shared recently on Slack:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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Share →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Making waves on Telegram:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Reported on TikTok:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Spotted on X:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Shared recently on Telegram:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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