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Funny distant quotes

Funny distant quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life feels miles away πŸŒπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re dealing with awkward silences, long-distance friendships, or just the art of being far but funny, these gems will make you chuckle 🀣✨ Get ready to laugh from afar and share the good vibes across any distance! πŸ“±πŸŒŸ

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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