Funny distant quotes

• I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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  5 days ago

  distant, family, humor, relationship, starting, uncle, understand, understanding

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  102 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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  2 months ago

  always, distant, distant family member, family, growing, growing up, humor, i, identity, member

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  38 shares on X this month.

• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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  2 months ago

  always, commitment, commitment issue, dating, distant, emotionally, emotionally distant, eye, fish, got, humor, issue, issues, people, relationship, salmon, say, sea, specific

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  114 shares on Slack this month.

• In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  2 months ago

  celebration, cold, darkness, distant, filled, honor, humor, i, irony, seasonal, solstice, winter, winter solstice

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  87 shares on Facebook this month.

• In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  2 months ago

  autumn, change, cold, darkness, distant, equinox, fall, fall equinox, filled, honor, humor, i, seasonal, seasonal change, wit

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  90 shares on TikTok this month.

• Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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  5 months ago

  appearance, distant, good, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, photogenic, self-deprecating

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  106 shares on Pinterest this month.

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