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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Making waves on YouTube:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Just shared via Discord:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Going viral on Instagram:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Spotted on Twitch:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Trending via YouTube:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Trending via TikTok:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Making waves on Discord:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Just shared via WeChat:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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