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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Funny early leave quotes

Funny early leave quotes bring a burst of laughter to those sneaky moments when you escape work just a bit early 🕒😄 Whether you’re dodging endless meetings or chasing happy hour 🍹, these witty sayings capture the joy of beating the clock with style. Ready to lighten your day and share some chuckles? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to celebrate your early exit like a pro! 🚀🎉

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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