Funny Easter quotes

• Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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• Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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• The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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• If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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• I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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• I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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• When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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