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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Making waves on Messenger:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Going viral on Reddit:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Reported on Messenger:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Reported on Facebook:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Live now on Slack:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Just landed via Twitch:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Funny Everest quotes 🏔️ bring a lighthearted twist to the world’s tallest peak, turning icy challenges into chuckles ❄️😂. Whether you’re dreaming of summiting or just love mountain vibes, these witty lines will have you smiling all the way to base camp 🧗‍♂️✨. Ready to climb the fun side of Everest? Let’s go! 🚀🌄

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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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"Talk about reaching new heights even in the afterlife! ⛰️💀 Who knew Mount Everest could be the ultimate final resting place for those who aspire for greatness, even in death! 🏔️😄 #LifeGoalsInDeath"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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"Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Trending via Threads:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Reported on X:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Going viral on Threads:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Trending via TikTok:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Going viral on Discord:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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