Funny everest quotes

• When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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• Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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• If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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