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Guess my nose is just part of the home team 🤷♂️🏠👃
172 Funny experience quotes
They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.
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Life's true curriculum: mastering the art of navigating sticky menus and deciphering cryptic specials! 🍽️😂
My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.
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Looks like my résumé doubles as a list of past traumas I somehow survived! 😂📜✌️
My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.
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Silent car rides should be the new luxury service! 🚗🤫🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.
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Who knew trying to reach "@" would feel like running a marathon with one thumb? 🏃♀️📧😅
No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.
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I'm starting a petition for a diploma in adulting! 😂📜 #GraduatedInLifeLessons
Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.
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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube ☀️💻🧊
I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.
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Guess I've unlocked the "mystery character" achievement in real life! 🎭🕵️♂️✨
Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.
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When your water bottle auditions for Niagara Falls in your bag 😂💦👜
Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.
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Sounds like you gained some infernal project management skills! 🔥😅👷♂️