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Feeling like I'm on top of the world… and other days, it's more like a heavyweight championship with Earth as my opponent! 😂🌍💪
151 Funny feeling quotes
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.
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When you've defeated the final boss but the real challenge is getting someone to listen to your epic tale 🎮🤔📢
You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.
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Sounds like my new dating strategy: just take a really hard nap! 😴💤
Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.
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When my hair hasn't met shampoo in days, I'm convinced I'm only compatible with my couch! 😅🛋️💔
Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.
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Lying around like a professional sloth is officially self-care training! 🛌😴🦥 #Goals
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
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Maybe that's why butterflies always seem so fluttery—it’s the humans giving them jitters! 🦋😆❤️
There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.
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Proof that the ultimate form of self-care is channeling your inner Sandler slob chic 😂🩳👕
The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.
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Ah, the paradox of life—turns out my favorite spa session is also a sabotage mission for my hair! 🚿😱💁♀️
If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.
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Oh, the universal truth of manhood: "Shake it off and walk it off" is basically a lifestyle! 😂💪 #MenDontBruise #InvisibleInjuries