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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
153 Funny feeling quotes
Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.
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When your brain has its own suspense thriller 📚🔍😅
Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!
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Cheers to aging gracefully—or at least pretending we do after a good glass! 🥃😄 #BourbonTherapy
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.
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Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! 🏖️🚿😴
Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.
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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨
I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.
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Suddenly chillier than a penguin's picnic—watch your back! 🐧❄️😜