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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
151 Funny feeling quotes
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.
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Having trouble with my coffee relationship status… yesterday we were "my love," today we're just "regulars" ☕💔😆
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.
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Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼
I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.
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Trying to decide between teenage angst and early bird specials! 😅🕒👟
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
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Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌
“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.
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Feeling like a human battery constantly at 1% 😅🔋📉 #SOSRecharge
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹♂️✨😅
What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?
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Trying to bribe my brain with ice cream and cat videos 😹🍦📺
Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.
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Antique chairs: the VIP seats of history's butt party! 🍑🪑😆
Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.
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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬