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Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on Twitch:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Just landed via TikTok:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Spotted on Instagram:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Going viral on Reddit:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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65 shares on Threads this month:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

37 shares on X this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

75 shares on WeChat this month:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Just shared via Twitch:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Trending via Facebook:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Shared recently on X:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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