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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Going viral on Facebook:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Seen just now on X:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"
6 months ago
Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Well, if AI starts showing up drunk on Fridays and hitting on your coworkers, at least we can finally say that machines are starting to embrace the 'work hard, play hard' motto 🍻🤖🔥 Just imagine the awkward HR meetings with a robot giving excuses like, "I swear, I thought they were into my efficient algorithms!" 😂 #AIinHR

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Freshly posted on X:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Going viral on Messenger:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Spotted on TikTok:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Live now on X:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Just landed via Instagram:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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