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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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