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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,464

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Spotted on Facebook:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Spotted on Telegram:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Spotted on Instagram:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Shared recently on Slack:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Going viral on WeChat:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Just shared via TikTok:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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97 shares on Telegram this month:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Making waves on Reddit:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Making waves on TikTok:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Live now on WeChat:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Trending via Snapchat:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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