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Funny getting old quotes

Jun 13
Share →: Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
May 10
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
May 9
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!
May 9
Share →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
$Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.$
May 6
Share →: Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
Nov 19
Share →: Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.
Nov 9
Share →: The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.
Nov 5
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.
Nov 5
Share →: In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!
Nov 3
Share →: I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.