Funny Getting Old Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Years! 🎂😂

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

5 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

May 9, 2024May 9, 2024

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

May 9, 2024May 9, 2024

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Nov 9, 2023Nov 9, 2023

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Nov 5, 2023May 9, 2024

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Nov 5, 2023Nov 5, 2023

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Nov 3, 2023Nov 3, 2023

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Oct 17, 20232 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Oct 15, 20232 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Oct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Oct 12, 2023Oct 12, 2023

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Oct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Oct 7, 2023Oct 7, 2023

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Oct 2, 2023Oct 2, 2023

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Oct 1, 20232 months ago

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Sep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Sep 29, 2023Oct 11, 2023

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Sep 29, 2023May 6, 2024

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023