Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,704

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Going bananas on Facebook:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Going bananas on Telegram:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Trending via Discord:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Just landed via Telegram:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Making waves on YouTube:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Trending via YouTube:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Trending via Facebook:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Funny getting old quotes

Funny getting old quotes bring a humorous perspective to the process of aging! 🎂😂 From witty comments about the perks and quirks of growing older to playful jabs at the changes that come with age, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of getting older. Enjoy a laugh as you embrace the journey of life! 😄🎉

New funny getting old quotes 👇

All funny getting old quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

27 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wolves should really raise more people.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,591

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Freshly posted on X:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Seen just now on Threads:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Live now on TikTok:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Seen just now on Instagram:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Just landed via WeChat:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Just landed via X:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Spotted on Instagram:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴