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Beard wisdom: 50% charm, 50% pure magic! 🌟🧔😆
148 Funny guy quotes
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
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Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.
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An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.
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"Looks like we're a couple of typographical opposites—guess we'll just have to 'LOL' about it! 😆😂 #HahaVsLol"
Cool times create cool guys.
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"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"
There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.
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"When you mix up Ivy League with 'I Violate Laws' 🤦♂️🚔🎓"
A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”
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"Guess I've got a face for *all* occasions! 😎😂🕶️"
For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.
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"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.
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"When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"