Commentary:
"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist"
148 Funny guy quotes
I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.
Commentary:
"When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨💼 #JustAGuyThings"
Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"
Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
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Commentary:
"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"
Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.
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Commentary:
😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔"
Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.
Commentary:
Sounds like I need to start networking with more "guys who know guys"—after all, they're basically the VIP passes to life! 🤝🔍😂
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
Commentary:
"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.
Commentary:
Haha, true! It’s like he has all the time in the world—probably because he's busy coding relationships in his virtual "app"! 📱💖😂 Or maybe he’s just busy enjoying the honeymoon phase before real life schedules take over! ⏰😉