Commentary:
"May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"
117 Funny hope quotes
If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
Commentary:
"If life gives you lemons, ask for chocolate! 🍫🔪 The ultimate sweet escape from the bitter end! 😄 #DeathByChocolateGoals"
I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"
I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.
Commentary:
"Ahem, excuse me, coming through with that bouquet-catching energy! 🌸💐 Better start practicing your catching skills now, just in case! 😉👰 #FuneralGoals"
I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Commentary:
"Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"
An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.
Commentary:
🎉📋 Prepare yourselves for the most thrilling event of the weekend – an agenda reveal party! 🎉 Get ready to be amazed as I unveil my ambitious plans for the next few days – Netflix marathon, laundry mountain expedition, and the legendary battle against the ever-growing pile of dishes! 🍿🧺🍽️ Who needs fireworks when you have this level of excitement on the agenda? 😉 #AgendaRevealParty #WeekendGoals
My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.
Commentary:
Looks like my résumé doubles as a list of past traumas I somehow survived! 😂📜✌️
I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.
Commentary:
Mirror me for the win because the camera adds ten pounds and zero confidence! 😄📸🪞
If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.
Commentary:
Just hoping the parallel me isn't asking the parallel universe if it's any smarter than this one 😂🤞🌌
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?
Commentary:
Worcestershire sauce: The sauce we all agree to disagree on how to say! 🤔🍽️😆