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"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' 😂⏰🚗"
119 Funny hours quotes
Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
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Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂
My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.
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Guess I know why they call it a knotty subscription 🤣✨🔌
I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.
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That feeling when your sleep schedule thinks it's immune to logic 🤪🛌💤
I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?
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Finally, a hotel policy that matches my lazy checkout skills! 🏨🕒😴
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Can we petition for a time zone with extra hours just for Sundays? 🌞🕰️😴
My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.
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Relatable level: expert procrastinator unlocking next-level exhaustion 🤦♂️😴🎮
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊