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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
122 Funny hours quotes
Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?
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Sure thing! 🍕😴 Maybe we can squeeze in a pizza, a nap, and a Netflix binge all in one night! 🍕📺😅
First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.
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Breaking family records one tweet at a time!
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Two-day Sundays? Sign me up! I need a full extra day just to mentally prepare for my Monday morning alarm 😴⏰🤦♂️
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Looks like hydration just needs a rebranding! 🍻💧😆
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.
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So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄
They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.
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Looks like I've got the green light for some last-minute mischief! Time to test the durability of Grandma's fruitcake! 🎄😈🎁