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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Making waves on Messenger:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Just shared via WeChat:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Making waves on Messenger:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Spotted on Telegram:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Just shared via Reddit:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Breaking via YouTube:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Going viral on Facebook:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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49 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

69 shares on X this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

20 shares on Slack this month:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Freshly posted on X:

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Freshly posted on Threads:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Shared recently on Discord:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Live now on Facebook:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Just shared via Instagram:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Shared recently on X:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Just shared via YouTube:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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