Funny internship quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

  Commentary:
  Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the key to getting paid at an internship is having sticky fingers, eh? 🤑💼 Just kidding! Remember folks, the real treasure is the experience you gain along the way… but a decent stipend wouldn't hurt either! 😉💰 #InternLife"

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