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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Just landed via Twitch:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Live now on Messenger:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Live now on Threads:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Trending via Instagram:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Trending via Discord:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Making waves on Facebook:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on X this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

73 shares on Discord this month:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

38 shares on X this month:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,302

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Trending via YouTube:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Spotted on Messenger:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Seen just now on Discord:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Trending via Snapchat:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Just landed via TikTok:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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