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Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,825

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Spotted on Telegram:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Spotted on X:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Live now on Snapchat:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Going viral on Facebook:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Breaking via Threads:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

67 shares on Discord this month:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,007

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Going viral on Telegram:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Just shared via Reddit:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Shared recently on Slack:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Making waves on Reddit:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Making waves on Messenger:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Just landed via Messenger:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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