Funny lay down quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"

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