Commentary:
"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"
60 Funny least quotes
God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.
Commentary:
"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"
Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.
Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.
Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.
Commentary:
Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with 'Closer' was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂
All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.
Commentary:
"Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? 💪🩺 Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! 🛠️😂"
Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.
Commentary:
"Looks like Bon Jovi is on the fast track to being 'Livin' on a Prayer' if they're that close! 🎸🎤 Keep rocking, Jon and the gang! 🤘😄"
Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.
Commentary:
"In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… 🌞 Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! 🕶️😎 Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! 😜 #SunshineJunkie"
Overthinking should at least burn calories.
Commentary:
"Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"
If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.
Commentary:
"Hey, if you're gonna critique my driving, do it from a safe distance – like the sidewalk! 🚗💨 Just saying, it's hard to focus on road rage when you're riding my car like a hood ornament! 😂 #DrivingDrama"