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Cake for president, because if we're going to ignore our problems, we might as well do it deliciously! 🍰😄
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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.
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Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! 😂🚶♀️🍕
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?
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Fashionably late to the office—because clocks are just a suggestion! ⏰😅✌️
After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.
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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑
“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶
I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.
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Trying my best not to turn my life into a blockbuster drama reel 🍿😅📱
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.
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So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”
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"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦♂️😂"
I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.
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"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"