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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Earth is hard.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Just shared via X:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Just landed via Threads:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Making waves on Slack:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Going viral on Facebook:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Going bananas on Messenger:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

82 shares on X this month:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Breaking via Telegram:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Spotted on Discord:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Trending via Pinterest:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Just landed via Threads:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Going viral on Instagram:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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