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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Just landed via Pinterest:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Just shared via WeChat:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Going viral on Facebook:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Making waves on Instagram:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Going viral on Pinterest:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Going viral on Reddit:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Funny lost art quotes

Funny lost art quotes 🎨🖌️ bring a hilarious twist to things we’ve forgotten or left behind in the chaos of modern life 🤪 From ancient skills to quirky habits, these witty lines shine a spotlight on what once was and what’s now hilariously rare 🙃 Ready to laugh at the things we all kinda miss but never really mastered? Let’s dive into some clever humor that celebrates the charm of lost arts! 😂✨

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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52 shares on TikTok this month:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

63 shares on X this month:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

26 shares on Slack this month:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

70 shares on X this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

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The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Just shared via Threads:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Going viral on WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Making waves on Slack:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Going bananas on Threads:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Breaking via Snapchat:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Live now on Snapchat:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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