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Transforming into my own walking romance novel, starring me, myself, and I! 💃💕📚
750 Funny love quotes
I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.
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Keeping my inner villain sharp one reminder at a time! 😈✨
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.
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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️
Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.
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When it comes to hearts, I guess it's all about the temperature control! ❤️🔥❄️😄
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
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Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.
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Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚
My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.
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Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! 🏖️💖🤯
Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.
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Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.
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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞
You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.
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I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂