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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆
750 Funny love quotes
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.
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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.
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Who knew my college degree would be in Scamology? 🎓💼😂
I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.
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It’s like a TED Talk, but with more awkward medical details! 🤦♂️🎤💊
If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.
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Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.
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One person’s cinematic masterpiece is another person's perfect nap opportunity 🎬😴
I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
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When the only thing that drops lower than Black Friday prices is my self-control 😂🛒🛍️
Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.
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I'm multitasking so hard, even my phone is asking for a break 😅📱❤️
Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.
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So true! You keep throwing your money at it, but all you get is a wave and a smile 🙃📚💸
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
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Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔