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Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
64 Funny maybe quotes
Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.
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Hopefully, your girlfriend gives you her own year-in-review! 😅🎧❤️
Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.
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Trying to find the Wi-Fi password in this version of hell is punishment enough 😂🔥📶
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
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When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.
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Guess I should stay on this side before I turn that green grass into a mud bath! 🌱🙈🤣
“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.
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When someone asks why they would lie to you, it's like a mosquito asking why it bites. Nature, my friend, nature. 🦟😂
Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
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In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆
Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.
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Looks like Baby finally found a corner office! 🍼🔄🕺
When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.
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Life's just trying to upgrade my citrus collection 🍋😂 Who knew it was such a thoughtful gift-giver? 🙌