Commentary:
I guess I need to "chat" more often if I want to fit into my skinny jeans! 😂🗣️🔥
64 Funny maybe quotes
At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?
Commentary:
When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.
Commentary:
What a deliciously silent idea! 🥐🚫🤐👸
“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”
Commentary:
It's not a phase, Mom—I'm just honing my debate skills for the next family dinner 🍝👨⚖️💻
Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to make a divine wish list! 🎁😇💘
Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.
Commentary:
I can barely build a sandwich in a day, so I'm skeptical 🍕⏳🏛️
Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.
Commentary:
Sounds like even the baby is worried about your dating game! 😅👶💔
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
Commentary:
Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅
Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.
Commentary:
"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"
Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?
Commentary:
"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you 🌱💔😂"