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Wow, I'm basically a fortune teller with a scroll! 🔮📱😂
88 Funny means quotes
Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.
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This guy really thinks he's got a PhD in Trauma Studies, specializing in Goat-ology! 😂🐐📚
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐
I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
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I thought it meant nine jobs to five cups of coffee per day! ☕️🤯 #MultitaskingMode
Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.
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The ultimate superpower: achieving peak stress levels before the project even begins! 😅⏳📚
YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.
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This explains why my goldfish never seizes the day… fin-confused! 🐟🤣✨