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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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I need a massage for my brain.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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