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Sounds like your future son's first lesson will be in the art of patience! 🚦🤣
65 Funny mom quotes
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.
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Just unlocked a new level of adulthood where you reluctantly admit mom was right all along… but those eye rolls were totally justified! 😂🙄
Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.
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Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! 🕵️♀️☕️😆
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
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Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.
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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣
Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.
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Trying to figure out if I inherited my stubbornness or if it's a family heirloom 🤔😂👵📜
One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.
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😂 Oh man, adulting would be way easier if "I'll check with my mom" was still part of the playbook! 🚫🙅♂️
My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.
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Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂