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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Spotted on X:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Making waves on YouTube:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Just landed via Instagram:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Just landed via TikTok:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Shared recently on Slack:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Going bananas on Facebook:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Just shared via Slack:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Farting, but with eye contact.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

11 shares on X this month:

How is it still this week?

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

58 shares on YouTube this month:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Simplicity is so complicated.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Just landed via Messenger:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Shared recently on Facebook:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Just shared via Reddit:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Going viral on Slack:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Spotted on Instagram:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Breaking via X:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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