Funny office job quotes

• “Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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  2 months ago

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• Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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  2 months ago

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• Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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  3 months ago

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